TL;DW: More than the Russia-backed #Brexit cheats, fraudsters and liars would ever have you believe... • EU scraps redtape for British holiday makers • Now the Brussels bureaucrats want to make it easier to buy a house in France! • EU clears path for hard-working Brits to retire in Sunny Spain • Thanks to the meddling EU, you can now marry that hot Lithuanian NO QUESTIONS ASKED! • EU makes it even easier to drive around Europe • Untold riches! European Union secures momentous free trade deal with 3rd richest country in the world. • It’s Canada Plus Plus Plus as EU Seals The CETA Deal • Brussels Expands Free Healthcare Across Europe to All Brits • EU Saves Thousands of British Workers From Grizzly Death! (Health and Safety at Work) • Brussels Saves The (Sick) Day! Brits to no longer lose out if they get ill while on annual leave • EU Protects Older People From Ageism At Work • EU Removes Turds From British Beaches • Breathe Easy - Air Quality Improved by EU • EU Coax Fish Back To River Mersey • Brussels Helps Mums and Dads Spend More Time With Their Babies • BRITISH LIVES SAVED as EU Labels Possible Food Allergies • BRITONS NEVER WILL BE SLAVES! UK Workers Can No Longer Be Forced To Work Every Hour God Sends • COME FLY WITH ME!! EU Sweeps Away Barriers To Free Competition In The Air! • EU Says Hard Working British Gals To Be Paid As Much As Blokes For Doing Same Job • BABY BOOM!! Brussels Gives New Mothers FOUR MONTHS Paid Leave! • EU Forces Companies To Give Hard Working Brits Four Weeks Off A Year – WITH FULL PAY! • ALL ROADS LEAD TO ROAMING!! EU Blocks Rip-Off Mobile Phone Companies Charging Exorbitant Roaming Charges • EU Plastic Bag Ban Gets Thumbs Up From Everyone • STOP RIGHT THERE MR PUTIN! Proud EU Stands Defiant Against Bully-Boy Russia • FROM MUCK TO BRASS – Liverpool’s £1.9BN EU Rebirth • BRUSSELS TO THE RESCUE! €60M Given To Help Repair Flood Damage • ROAD TO HULL! EU gives millions in funding for jobs and enterprise across Humberside • BARNSLEY BONANZA! EU to give £4m to help businesses in Barnsley. • EU Gives Lincolnshire £1m To Improve Flood Defences • Gloucester scores £2.5m from the EU to help power the future • Millions Pour into Portsmouth As EU Projects Take Off • Lancashire Sport Wins £4m From The EU – Bastards! • Small Consortium of Hard-Working British Farmers Win £11m Support From EU • It’s Erasmus+++ As EU Channels £100 Million Into Our Future Geniuses • EU Fronts Major Effort to Save The British Honey Bee • North East Businesses In £7 Million Grant from EU • Breakthrough Cancer Therapy Takes A Huge Leap Forward Thanks to EU • EU Helps Canny Scots To Create The First Zero-Emissions Ferry • POWER FROM THE WAVES! EU In Pembrokeshire Bid For Energy Self-Sufficiency • It’s BAA-TASTIC as EU Investments Massively In Welsh Farmers • EU Supports RNLI To Keep Our Fishermen Safe! • EU Saves Our Cornish Pasty From Pale Imitations! • Keeping Our Kids Safe… The EU Bans Dangerous Toys! • STOP THE ROT! EU Invest £640m To Save Brum Landmarks • How £1billion of EU money has benefited South Yorkshire • EU Helps Create 100,000 Jobs In The North-East • Wales to receive over £2bn in EU Investment! • Lights Camera Action! EU Invests £300m in UK Film Industry • EU Funds Cutting Edge Horizon 2020 Research • You Can Take Your Pooch On Your Jollies With EU Pet Passports! • ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE! EU treaty means an attack on one of us is an attack on ALL OF US! • Western Europe Not Had A War For Longest Period In History… And It’s All Down To EU

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